On September 11 2016, the world came together witness to the most shocking thing since sliced bread. Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has a body double. At first this may seem as some blasphemous Republican, Donald Trump-kind of talk. However, I assure you that we are, in fact, seeing double.

On September 11 2016, Clinton had to step out of a 9/11 anniversary ceremony because she said she was “overheated” and “battling pneumonia”. Both of these are in fact valid reasons for someone to leave such a ceremony early, yet later that same day she was feeling great. Not to mention the fact that her body double looks nothing like her. Clearly her body double looks to be a solid thirty years younger than she is. The fake Hillary has nicer, smoother skin and is thinner than the real Hillary. They weren’t even wearing the same outfit. Fake Hillary was clearly wearing a darker shade of blue than the real Hillary, and her sunglasses were a different brand, most likely some fake, knock-off brand.

Need more proof? The Clintons aren’t exactly prone to being honest with us. This whole issue with Hillary Clinton is the most we’ve talked about a Clinton since the Monica Lewinsky Scandal. This could be Hillary’s way of trying to make us talk about her more, and it is working. Hillary’s body double tells us more than she wanted it to. Take for example the issue at the Cincinnati Zoo with one now extremely famous silverback gorilla named Harambe. We all know the story that the media shared with us about a kid who fell into the gorilla enclosure and was “brutally attacked” by Harambe, God bless his soul. However, now because of this body double we know, for a fact, that Hillary needed the media to focus on something else while she focused on creating the perfect disguise, a body double.

Think about it for a moment, why would Hillary need a body double? No, the answer is not because of her failing health or her alleged “battle with pneumonia”. The answer is extremely obvious when you look at the signs. The only reason that Hillary is running for president this year is because she has a plan that will guarantee her election. For example, despite more people clearly favoring Bernie Sanders, Hillary managed to gain the Democratic nomination. This news left many people upset and made people have decided not to vote in this upcoming election. Now, most people would simply explain this phenomenon with mind control or Hillary actually being more popular than Sanders. Both of which we all know to be completely absurd. It is for that reason that I will explain the logical explanation of how Hillary Clinton has gained the Democratic presidential nomination.

Hillary Clinton has made contact with aliens and is needed on their planet. This is clearly the only logically reason for why she would need a body double. Hillary is now a supreme alien overlord and has no need to be president of the United States, because she will be President of the Galaxy when she commands her intergalactic armada to invade the earth. As horrifying as a war with aliens may sound, it will not get that far. Hillary will simply “negotiate” with the aliens and arrange a peace treaty with them. This would easily make her the most important person on earth.

Soon we will not be calling Hillary Clinton “Madam President” but instead we will have to call her “Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy”. Her plot for galactic domination all starts with a body double. This is why we should all support Trump and ignore Hillary. #Trump2016 #NeverHer