Sonnet #1
It is not very hard to do your job.
The amount you have to do isn’t great.
So please, please don’t be such a lazy slob.
It is something we do, procrastinate.
You’ve known about this assignment for weeks.
Do not fret and worry, do what you must.
Maybe you should have altered your techniques.
The time has come to go big or go bust.
You stay awake all night, deprived of sleep,
Your body runs on junk food and caffeine
In readings you search for meanings so deep,
Hoping in grading, your teacher won’t be mean.
Complete the paper just before deadline.
The Caf breakfast tastes especially fine.
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